GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that website skater went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book